a little bit of everything

cocaineteas:

You gotta love dialogues in porn.

scarred-fallenangel:

Humans keep the antlers of the deer that they kill as a prize.
Angels keep the horns of demons.
Demons keep the wings of angels.

scarred-fallenangel:

Humans keep the antlers of the deer that they kill as a prize.

Angels keep the horns of demons.

Demons keep the wings of angels.

outofcontextdnd:

"This is my therapy dragon, she’s for my panic attacks. I attack, everyone panics."

gingerkinomiya:

baconeatsyou:

frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons


"It is okay, Buck."

"It is okay, Buck."

Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
*****
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
*****
how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
*****
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
*****
Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
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What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

(via cuterpillar)

carasala:

my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever. 

carasala:

my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever. 

aquapainter:

Oh my god

aquapainter:

Oh my god

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

billieliar:

I was hoping for an explanation at the bottom, but somehow it’s better without one.

This is the beginning of a horrifying PLANET OF THE GEESE

Ballet vs Circus

soulgems:

soulgems:

FINALLY. I HAD TO STRETCH THE HOLE SO MUCH TO FIT IT AND I FINALLY HAD IT WIDE ENOUGH TO SHOVE IT IN BUT IT TAKES UP THE ENTIRE OPENING IT’S SO TIGHT

I just realized how this sounds and I’d like to make sure everyone knows that I was talking about trying to put an oversized straw into my juicebox

death2falsepunx:

julianathursday:

six6vi:

i wish everyone could see this

No such things as a bad dog. It’s a bad owner.

Damn right

death2falsepunx:

julianathursday:

six6vi:

i wish everyone could see this

No such things as a bad dog. It’s a bad owner.

Damn right

placatory:

When you order something online and it finally comes

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brokenblackrabbit:

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

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